HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME

Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed,
tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube,
stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite,pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch,toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave,return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl,show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend,implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel,
ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce,
aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify,sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil,embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug,locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate,repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for,die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit,enlist, pine, cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle,
snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate,spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify,take her places,scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence,diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade,flip,flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather,mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle,slam-dunk,keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate,gelatinize,brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue coralwax,ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant,idolize and worship.

HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME

Show up naked.