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Dumb Laws!

IN ALL OF CANADA IT IS ILLEGAL....

*You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.
*Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.
*It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine.

Alberta Provincial Laws

*Businesses must provide rails for tying up horses.
*Wooden logs may not be painted.
*If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.

British Columbia Provincial Laws

*It is illegal to kill a sasquatch.

Nova Scotia Provincial Laws

*When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.

Ontario Provincial Laws

*The speed limit is 80 kph for cars, but bicyclists have the right of way.

In California, animals are banned from mating
publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school
or place of worship.

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ALL OVER AMERICA!

*In Spearfish, South Dakota, if three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.
*In Fairbanks, Alaska, it is illegal to feed alhocolic beverages to a moose.
*At one time in Wisconsin, all yellow butter substitutes were banned in the state, which people then smuggled in from Illinois.
*In South Carolina, merchandise may not be sold within a half mile of a church unless fruit is being sold.
*In Hibbing, Minnesota, it shall be the duty of all policemen to kill all cats running at large.
*In Pocatello, Idaho, a person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.
*No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions" in West Virginia.
*You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
*In Nevada, it is still legal for a person to hang another for killing their dog on their own property.