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IN ALL OF CANADA IT IS ILLEGAL....
*You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies. *Citizens may not publicly remove bandages. *It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine. | |
Alberta Provincial Laws
*Businesses must provide rails for tying up horses. *Wooden logs may not be painted. *If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.
British Columbia Provincial Laws
*It is illegal to kill a sasquatch.
Nova Scotia Provincial Laws
*When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.
Ontario Provincial Laws
*The speed limit is 80 kph for cars, but bicyclists have the right of way.
In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school or place of worship.

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ALL OVER AMERICA!
*In Spearfish, South Dakota, if three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon. *In Fairbanks, Alaska, it is illegal to feed alhocolic beverages to a moose. *At one time in Wisconsin, all yellow butter substitutes were banned in the state, which people then smuggled in from Illinois. *In South Carolina, merchandise may not be sold within a half mile of a church unless fruit is being sold. *In Hibbing, Minnesota, it shall be the duty of all policemen to kill all cats running at large. *In Pocatello, Idaho, a person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face. *No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions" in West Virginia. *You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan. *In Nevada, it is still legal for a person to hang another for killing their dog on their own property.
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